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florduh

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I apologize for calling Jonathan, the 191-year-old tortoise, racist because he lived through slavery without doing anything about it. I completely forgot; Jonathan is also the world's oldest gay man.


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It was probably tough, being a gay tortoise in the 1800's. So I'm glad Jonathan can spend his twilight years out of the closet with his tortoise boyfriend.
 
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florduh

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Even bears in LA are photogenic.

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Linked in the article but here's the photographer's website. Want to make sure she gets credit since that picture is an absolute banger.

 

florduh

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I was just reminded that a formerly very influential journalist (Tucker Carlson) recently mentioned on the Joe Rogan show that "scientists now say there is no evidence for evolution" and that he believes humans were uniquely created by God, separate from animals.

As a Floridian, I know for a fact that dinosaurs evolved into birds. Because I've had to deal with these fuckers:

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